I CANNOT BE LEFT UNATTENDED FOR A SINGLE WEEKEND.
Imagine my delight when the Mecklenburg PD erected this digital reminder at the entrance of my very quiet friendly complex that we are, IN FACT, a citizen against citizen state in these here Americas!
It was my duty as a No Agenda human resource to take photos of both the front:
(You know, to get the detail for to see if I could possibly hack this baby into a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE warning like all the cool kids are doing)
Imagine my surprise! The back of the unit had a running video camera capturing everyone’s license plate as they entered the complex.
I did what every other freedom loving American would do.
I flipped it off!
This of course put me on HIGH ALERT with our on-site security ninjas and I was followed all the way to my unit by our very own George Zimmerman. Oh yeah. He wanted me to be fully aware he saw EVERYTHING I did in that PUBLIC SPACE.
Because shame on me! Right?
Right back atcha, George!
I just wanted to have fun with the goddamned sign because I had the perfect jingle!
and no, you probably won’t get that catchy tune out of your head
Now, how do we HACK this baby????
I’ve got a full 24 hours before a sensible adult returns!